(via “HOW I BROKE MY BODY”)
Things get pretty dire when Kaitlyn leaves me. Today for lunch I had a bag of Minstrels and a banana.
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The weather is so terrible and I was just told that I have places to be.
Edit: Not even being told where, I am right to be scared?
- boy: I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
- girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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Troy and Abed in the Morning (+ Annie and Nights)
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is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
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Audrey babe
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George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
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