Things get pretty dire when Kaitlyn leaves me. Today for lunch I had a bag of Minstrels and a banana.
The weather is so terrible and I was just told that I have places to be.
Edit: Not even being told where, I am right to be scared?
- boy: I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
- girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.